The familiar cropped version of the Surgeon's Photograph (Fortean Picture Library)
The Loch Ness Monster (or LNM for short)
has been associated with numerous cryptozoological controversies down through
the decades, especially ones involving procured visual evidence allegedly
supporting its reality. However, the most infamous of these latter controversies
concerns the so-called 'Surgeon's Photograph', whose image of what is
reminiscent of a head and slender neck protruding up through the water is
everyone's immediate mental picture of Nessie whenever the subject of Loch Ness
is aired.
According to the official history of this
iconic image, it was the best one of four photos (two of which did not come out
when developed) that Lt-Col. Robert K. Wilson (1899-1969), a gynaecologist
based in London's medically-prestigious Harley Street, claimed to have snapped
after seeing something on the loch from a spot about 2-3 miles northeast of
Invermoriston during a car journey along the A82 road one morning in April
1934. After then taking the photographic film containing them to be developed
at a chemist's shop in Inverness, he sold them to London's Daily Mail newspaper, which on Saturday 21 April 1934 published
what was dubbed 'London Surgeon's Photo of the Monster' (in recognition of Wilson's
profession), causing a sensation that ensured this picture's lasting fame both
within and far beyond the realms of cryptozoology. (Incidentally, in the Daily Mail's article of 21 April it
quoted Wilson as stating that he had snapped the photos during his visit to the
loch "on Thursday", thereby confirming the precise date of his visit
as having been Thursday 19 April – assuming of course that we can believe
Wilson's testimony... – much more about this later!)
Sceptics have variously attempted to
dismiss the photograph's 'head-and-neck' image as that of a bird, or the tail
of a diving otter, or even as the dorsal fin of an out-of-place killer whale or
a giant sturgeon. During the 1990s, however, two rival allegations were made
that sought to expose this photo as a blatant hoax – but as these allegations
are mutually exclusive, only one (if any) can be correct; and, to be perfectly
frank, I am not persuaded by the claims for either of them!
Before I go any further, however, I wish to
stress that what I am presenting in this ShukerNature blog article concerning
the evidence (such that it is) on offer for the Surgeon's Photo being a hoax is
my personal opinion, nothing more. Consequently, it should not be thought of as
a fact, because an opinion is not a fact, and cannot be a fact.
The uncropped version of the Surgeon's Photo, revealing details of the loch's far shore (reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)
In 1992, the Danish weekly magazine Hjemmet
published an article in which musicologist Prof. Lambert Wilson, a former
conductor of the Aberdeen Symphony Orchestra, asserted that he had constructed
a 'sea serpent' swimming mask, featuring the famous head and neck configuration
in the 'Surgeon's Photo', with tiny eyeholes enabling him to see, which he had
worn while swimming in the loch on a day in late summer 1934. According to his
story, this is what the London surgeon, coincidentally sharing the professor's
surname, had seen and photographed. However, all other accounts concerning the
taking of this photo placed the date in question in April, not during the
summer (with the Daily Mail having
published it in April too). In any case, the very concept of someone swimming
around in the loch with the model of a Nessie perched on top of their head is
one for which I personally would be most reluctant to stick my neck out (so to
speak!).
The second, far more serious allegation
received widespread publicity during March 1994, when Loch Ness researchers
David Martin and Alastair Boyd announced that, only a year before he died in
November 1993, expert model-maker Christian Spurling (1904-1993) had confessed
to them that the photo's image was actually that of a roughly 1-ft-tall
'head-and-neck' model – constructed by him from plastic wood in early 1934,
then attached to the conning tower of a roughly 14-in-long clockwork toy
submarine (later painted grey and serving as the fake monster's largely
submerged body) that had been purchased at Woolworths in Richmond, Surrey, in
southern England, by his stepbrother, Ian Wetherell (1912-1986). According to
Spurling, this bizarre-looking mini-craft monster was then secretly
photographed (and afterwards sunk) in the loch by a member of a team of hoaxers
(which had included himself, but more about them later) – not by Wilson, despite his public statements. (Incidentally,
Spurling had initially made his confession in February 1991, but only to Martin,
visiting with his wife Jane, who did not tape it; in July 1992, however, he
made it again, this time to Martin and Boyd together, who did tape it.)
Apparently a prankster very fond of
practical jokes, and supplied by the hoaxers with full details concerning the head/neck
model affixed on top of the toy submarine, Wilson had supposedly been recruited
by them merely to state publicly that it was he who had taken the photos, his
professional status as a highly respectable surgeon guaranteeing that these
pictures would by association be taken seriously, and ensuring that the involvement
of the hoaxers would remain concealed. Martin and Boyd subsequently documented
their investigations that had led them to support Spurling's startling claim in an
absorbing book, Nessie: The Surgeon's Photo Exposed (1999).
Of especial note at this point is that a
long-overlooked article uncovered by Martin and Boyd that had appeared in
London's Sunday Telegraph newspaper back on 7 December 1975, and had
been written by 'Mandrake' (the pen-name of one Philip Purser), had actually
claimed that Ian Wetherell had admitted to 'Mandrake' that while in the company
of his film director/big-game hunter father Marmaduke ('Duke') Wetherell (1886-1939)
and an insurance broker friend called Maurice Chambers (d. 1944), he had taken
about five photos with a Leica camera of a small toy submarine bearing a head/neck model made of rubber tubing and just a few inches tall in an
inlet of the loch before his father, Duke, sank this craft using his foot when
a water bailiff showed up, with the clearest of these pictures becoming the
Surgeon's Photo. Curiously, however, no mention was made of Wilson. No less
intriguing, additionally, is that this potentially significant newspaper article
signally failed to be mentioned in any Nessie-related publication for almost
two decades. More about this article a little later. Meanwhile, both of the
Wetherells (and Wilson too) were dead by the time that Spurling made his own
alleged confession, so they could not be questioned about it following its
public release.
Spurling claimed to Martin and Boyd that he
had been requested to produce this monster model by his stepfather Duke and
stepbrother Ian (who, Spurling alleged, also recruited Wilson as the fourth
member of their conspiracy) – in order to avenge the then-recent public
humiliation suffered by Duke when he rashly identified as genuine some
footprints found on the shores of Loch Ness that were soon afterwards exposed
as crude fakes. They had been produced by someone using an ashtray (not an
umbrella stand, as claimed in many other publications) set into the stuffed foot
of a hippopotamus! Bearing in mind, however, that the Wetherell family actually
owned such an object, it is by no means unlikely that Duke himself was the
footprint hoaxer (although it has never been definitely proved, some
investigators have openly claimed this to be so, especially as Duke's fondness
for trickery was apparently well known, and Spurling himself inferred it to
Martin and Boyd, calling his stepfather a Walter Mitty character), but had not
anticipated the ridicule that would rebound upon him. Consequently, as far as
the Wetherell/Wetherell/Spurling family trio was concerned, there could be no
better way of seeking retribution for this humiliation of one of their own
members than to discredit the monster itself.
Sadly, the media's coverage in 1994 and
since then of this supposed hoax was and continues to be largely uncritical
(indeed, it is still widely if mistakenly assumed to have been conclusively
proved). So it was left to some astute newspaper readers and also various
cryptozoological investigators on social media and elsewhere to point out its
array of inconsistencies and contentious issues, to which I have added various concerns
of my own too. They can all be collectively summarised below as follows:
Loch Ness, misty and mysterious – has there ever been a single specific location that
has engendered so much conjecture, contention, and confusion in modern times?
(public domain)
First and foremost is a statement that I shall
deliberately reiterate on a regular, specific basis throughout the present
ShukerNature blog article of mine, because it is absolutely integral to this cryptozoological
case and therefore needs to remain uppermost in everyone's mind. Namely, there
is absolutely no physical, tangible, direct evidence that the head/neck-bearing
toy submarine ever existed, only anecdotal, testimonial evidence in the form of verbal conversations and written communications that, as will be seen, contain all manner of conflicting claims and details.
But why isn't anecdotal evidence sufficient
by itself to prove a hoax if a hoax has indeed occurred? The intrinsic problem is
that there is generally no way of independently confirming how truthful or
accurate such evidence is by itself. If we are listening to someone describing
an occurrence that they claim to have experienced or we are reading a written
description of what they claim to have experienced, we cannot know for certain
whether all or indeed any of that description is genuine. We weren't there, we didn't
see or hear what the claimant is claiming to have seen or heard – we don’t even
know if the claimant himself/herself was where they claimed to be. Their entire
testimony could be a lie. And even if they are being truthful, we don't know
how accurate their description is, how gifted their powers of description are. Are
they given to unconscious exaggeration when describing something, for example, or do they omit essential
details because they don't realise that those particular details are essential? How extensively
have their brain and sensory organs filtered their experience? We simply cannot
know for certain. Similarly, even if two different people provide similar descriptions of an event that they both experienced, how can we
know for sure whether or not they have colluded in any way before providing their
testimonies, especially if they are work colleagues, neighbours, friends, or
family members who are in contact with one another? The most that we can do in these situations is formulate an opinion as to whether we believe their testimony
to be true, false, or truthful/untruthful in parts, but we cannot determine conclusively whether their
testimony is true, false, or truthful/untruthful in parts if all that we have is their testimony. In contrast, a physical, tangible piece of
evidence can, if for example it is a section of an animal carcase or even just a
clump of hair, enable DNA samples to be extracted from it in order to determine
the taxonomic nature of the animal from which the section of carcase or clump
of hair came from. Comparative hair analyses can also be conducted with it, and
so on.
Back now to the head/neck-bearing toy submarine. According to the alleged hoaxers' claims,
this curious mini-craft was sunk by one of them (Duke) in the loch after having
been photographed on it and was therefore placed for all time beyond the reach
of any kind of direct physical examination. How very convenient! Yet even if it
was indeed real and truly had been sunk in the loch, it has probably long since
been broken apart by underwater currents and buried who knows where beneath the
loch bottom's thick layer of mud, ooze, and silt. Either way, there can never
be an examination of the hoax claim's key component. But that is not all.
No photographs of this mini-craft snapped with
or without any of the supposed hoaxers positioned alongside it before it was allegedly
placed on the loch and then sunk are known to exist either, nor are any
preliminary sketches of it with the head/neck model attached or of the head/neck
model itself, nor even any preparatory notes about how the latter model might
be produced and attached. Not even the shop receipt from Woolworths where the
original toy submarine was supposedly purchased exists, nor does any
manufacturer's carton or box in which it would have been packaged and sold – and
so on, and so forth. Instead, all that IS available to assess that has any
specific bearing upon whether this extraordinary model-bearing craft was truly
a reality is anecdotal, testimonial, circumstantial, indirect evidence, nothing
else at all. Please keep this remarkable but deeply unsatisfactory, unpromising
situation firmly in mind – it is absolutely vital.
Moving on: the type of small clockwork toy
submarine available for use by Spurling at that time (only 14 in or so long,
according to his confession) could not have supported such an unwieldy structure
as (according to Spurling once again) a roughly 1-ft-tall head/neck model without
the submarine being in serious danger of overbalancing (due to the attached
head/neck model giving it a very high centre of gravity), especially when
placed on a medium as mobile as water. The usual way to prevent such a problem
occurring would have been to place ballast inside the submarine – but this
would have promptly sent it plunging down beneath the water! True, in more
recent times an ITN film crew and a Japanese film crew successfully floated
what they considered to be replicas of Spurling's head/neck-bearing toy submarine.
But as no-one involved in the creation of these replicas could actually examine
or even view the latter craft (always assuming of course that it ever existed
to begin with!), having to rely instead entirely upon Spurling's verbal
description of it provided by him before he had died, and a picture of a toy
submarine shown to him by Martin and Boyd that he claimed to be similar to the
one that he had used, such accomplishments by the two teams clearly are by no
means as impressive as they might outwardly seem to be.
Speaking of overbalancing: Spurling claimed
that his alleged head/neck-bearing toy submarine had been fitted with a metal (lead)
strip or keel to act as a counterbalance. Yet without anyone being able to physically
examine the submarine, his claim is just that – a claim, i.e. anecdotal,
unsubstantiated by any tangible evidence, as is everything else too, therefore,
that has been said about this supposed object's structure by various people
down through the years. Put another way, it is futile to quote Spurling's claim
that a counterbalancing metal strip was present as proof that the submarine was
stable, because this 'proof' originates from within the physically-unsubstantiated claim that the submarine
actually existed to begin with, not from outside it, i.e. independent of it.
In
any case, it should go without saying that anyone making up some elaborate
fictitious story of a head/neck-bearing toy submarine having been created by
them and used for the photo would definitely have the common sense to also claim
that a counterbalancing strip was present – they would certainly realise that
not to do so would yield a gaping, readily-visible hole in their story. If any
hoax is to succeed or at least be convincing, it has to be well thought out in
advance, in a bid to ensure that every possible flaw or gap in it is identified
and plugged, before actually putting it into practice.
There have also been claims by some that
wires are visible in the Surgeon's Photo that could be holding this alleged
counterbalance strip in place, but others (including me) have been unable to
discern any such structures. Yet even if they are present, the submarine (always assuming, as ever, that it had
indeed originally existed) cannot be examined to confirm whether or not they
really are wires. So the most that can be said about these reputed structures
(should they genuinely exist and not prove to be as illusive or selectively
visible as the emperor's new clothes in the famous fairytale by Danish
storyteller Hans Christian Andersen!) is that they seem wire-like. However, 'wire' and 'wire-like'
are not necessarily the same thing at the best of times, and certainly not in
this particular instance. Moreover, without any physical evidence existing for
the submarine's own reality, any discussion appertaining to whether such
structures, if truly present, are indeed wires is moot anyway.
The Surgeon's Photo shows the ostensible
head and neck surrounded by ripples. Yet surely this is not to be expected if
the craft were moving at the time of being photographed, as was variously claimed
by Wilson (in a letter of 24 May 1955 to LNM authoress Constance Whyte, for
example) and by Wetherell (in the 'Mandrake' article). If it were moving,
wouldn't there be a V-shaped wake trailing behind it instead? Having said that,
this line of argument necessarily assumes that Wilson actually did snap the
photos, which as already seen is very far from certain, but even if he didn't
snap them and his supposed photographic session at the loch was entirely
fictitious, you'd still think that when inventing the story of his non-existent
session he'd at least have the nous to ensure that his verbal description of
the head-and-neck object and its behaviour corresponded with what can be seen
of it in the photo. Ditto for Wetherell, who stated in the 'Mandrake' article
that after having found a suitable location at the loch for snapping the photos, it was: "…just a matter of winding up the sub and getting it to dive
just below the surface so the neck and head drew a proper little V in the
water" – a V that is of course singularly absent in the Surgeon's Photo!
Some investigators have claimed that the 'head-and-neck' object seen in
this photo looks to be rather more than 1 ft tall. Based upon a comparison of
the length of adjacent wind waves (with the wavelength estimated from modern
results on wind waves and contemporaneous weather information), oceanographers
Prof. Paul LeBlond and Dr Michael Collins calculated in a research paper of 1987 published
within the International Society of Cryptozoology's peer-reviewed scientific
journal Cryptozoology that the neck's
height above the water level may have been around 4 ft, although this has since
been disputed via counter-analyses prepared by others.
So far, I have focused my attention
entirely upon the Surgeon's Photograph, but as noted at the beginning of this
ShukerNature article, a second (albeit much less famous) photo, also allegedly
snapped by Wilson of the head-and-neck object, exists too. Yet how can the head/neck
model-bearing toy submarine identity explain this second photo, bearing in mind
that the head-and-neck image depicted in it has a very different outline and
orientation from those of the image in the Surgeon's Photo? Remember that Spurling's
supposed head/neck model would necessarily have been of rigid, inflexible
construction in order for it to retain its form while being photographed, and
would therefore have been unable to change either its shape or its orientation.
Two contrasting explanations have been proposed – either the photographed head-and-neck
object was part of a genuine living creature, not a model, and had moved its
position and orientation between the taking of the two photos; or the second
photo did not depict the same object as was present in the Surgeon's (and may
not even have been taken at the same time and/or location). Unfortunately,
there seems no way of determining conclusively which (if either) of these
explanations is the correct one; there is some circumstantial, testimonial
evidence presented in Martin and Boyd's book indicating that the latter
explanation may be correct, but, as ever, no hard, direct, physical evidence.
Low-resolution, Fair Use-compatible versions of the Surgeon's Photo (top) and the second photo (bottom) (both photos reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)
At this point I am inserting an additional,
very worthy consideration that I freely confess had not occurred to me at all when preparing this article.
It was put forward by Facebook friend Mike Potts shortly after I had originally
posted this article on Facebook earlier today (19 March 2021) and is extremely
deserving of attention here, hence my inclusion of it now. In his FB post, Mike
commented:
It’s puzzled me how and why a model specifically designed to float –
despite its awkward specifications – was so easily sunk! Especially when there could
have been no certainty at the time that the photography had even been
successful and it may have been needed for a further shoot. As well as it
hardly being conclusive that said model wouldn’t then simply be discovered by
someone else should its deliberate buoyancy be so resilient. It would have
surely been more likely in terms of human nature and concealing one's
activities to remove all evidence from the scene?
I totally agree with every point raised above
by Mike, all of which are valid, thought-provoking, and extremely pertinent to
this subject. After all, if their head/neck-bearing toy submarine did truly
exist, the last thing that the Wetherells and Spurling would have wanted,
surely, was for it to subsequently resurface further along the loch where it
might be found and retrieved by someone? Yet simply by pushing it underwater
with his foot, there is no way that Duke, or the others, could be certain that such
an occurrence wouldn't indeed happen. As far as I am concerned, therefore, this
constitutes a notable weakness in their toy submarine-featuring hoax claim.
Furthermore, Mike's comments inspire me to present
herewith the following cautionary advice to any would-be hoaxers. Before carrying
out your hoax, be sure to decide whether in years to come you will be intending
to come clean and confess everything publicly – because if this is indeed what you
plan to do, then please make certain during or directly after your hoax that
you do NOT dispose of the one key piece of physical evidence that could
unequivocally prove that you had indeed conducted the hoax. Instead, hide it
away in a secure location where no-one else can find it until you decide to confess,
at which point you can then retrieve it and reveal it to the world. If, just
for the sake or argument, we assume that the confession-of-hoax testimonies of
Wetherell and Spurling are genuine, what a shame that they didn't adopt this
policy in relation to their unique head/neck-bearing toy submarine when
planning their hoax? A major oversight on their part, if you ask me…
And while in the subject of confessions: significantly, there are various noteworthy
discrepancies between Ian Wetherell's confession as contained in the 'Mandrake'
article of December 1975 and Spurling's own confession as given by him to
Martin and Boyd, which do not appear to have been highlighted anywhere before
my own investigations into this matter. According to Wetherell, the hoaxers
were himself, Duke, and Chambers (but no mention of Wilson), whereas according
to Spurling they were himself, Wetherell, Duke, and Wilson (but no mention of
Chambers). So why was Wilson absent from Wetherell's confession (despite his
having supposedly played such a key role in their hoax), and Chambers from
Spurling's? In the 'Mandrake' article, Wetherell is quoted as saying: "I
took about five shots with the Leica", but if so, where are the others?
Did they not come out? Only the Surgeon's Photo and the second photo are known
to exist. Also in the article, the head/neck model is said by Wetherell to have
been made from rubber tubing, whereas Spurling claimed that it was made from
plastic wood. Wetherell also claimed that the head/neck model-bearing toy
submarine was "only a few inches high", whereas Spurling stated that
it was "about 12 inches". How can these discrepancies be explained –
a whole succession of memory lapses, or the fundamental failure of two stepbrothers
to synchronise their stories before going public with them?
Alarm bells also rang in my head when I
read Spurling's bizarre claim made by him to Martin in 1991 that he had never
seen the Surgeon's Photo since 1934, either in newspapers or on TV – a jaw-dropping
assertion that Martin freely admits he met with almost disbelief. Although I
would question Martin and Boyd's statements in their book and on its back cover
that this iconic image is possibly/arguably the most famous photograph in the
world, there is no question that it is definitely among the most familiar,
memorable, and instantly recognisable ones, appearing in innumerable
publications, TV programmes, and other media outlets. Short of spending one's
days atop some aloof, inaccessible mountain peak or deep underground in some
stygian cave, it seems highly unlikely that anybody could go almost 60 years, particularly
during much time spent in Britain, without seeing this near-ubiquitous photo
somewhere even once – and especially when that 'anybody' just so happens to be
someone as intimately linked (and hence psychologically attuned) to this
particular image as Spurling was (regardless of the precise nature of that
link). Martin noted that he eventually realised that Spurling had no interest
in either newspapers or television, which may indeed have been so, but these
media are too pervasive in modern society for anyone to be able to ignore them and
their contents completely. Consequently, I personally find Spurling's extraordinary
allegation that he had never seen the Surgeon's Photo in either of these media since
1934 to be implausible to the point of being overly dramatic. In fact, it readily
brings to my mind the following famous quote from Shakespeare's play Hamlet: "The lady doth protest too
much, methinks".
In addition, I am always very wary of
'death bed' confessions. Why did Spurling wait so long, especially as the
'Mandrake' article containing his stepbrother's supposed confession had already
been published way back in 1975 anyway? Even the faking of a photograph that
went on to become immensely iconic is not a crime in itself (and publicly releasing
via a published newspaper article a supposed confession to having done
precisely that certainly hadn't troubled Ian Wetherell). Indeed, if anything,
the release of the 'truth' while the hoaxers still lived might well have
guaranteed them fame and lucrative financial gain (or at least it might have
done for Wetherell had the article containing it not instantly sunk into
absolute oblivion for two decades before finally resurfacing, by which time he
had died).
In their book, Martin and Boyd also put
forward as proof that the Surgeon's Photo was faked a very odd claim made in a
letter written on 3 November 1970 by a Major Egginton, one of Wilson's friends,
to a then-upcoming Nessie researcher/author/TV newsreader Nicholas Witchell.
Egginton alleged that Wilson had told him that this photo had been faked by a
keen amateur photographer friend of his (unnamed by Wilson but presumably Ian
Wetherell?), who had first of all snapped a photo of the loch and then, once
back home, had superimposed a LNM model (presumably Spurling's?) onto the
photographic plate. In other words, Wilson was seemingly claiming to Egginton
that the Surgeon's Photo was actually a composite of two separate images. Martin
and Boyd have claimed that this letter plus two slightly later ones also
written by Egginton to Witchell (though these add little to what was already
contained in the first one) and retained by Witchell, constitute the most
important evidence against the Surgeon's Photo that has ever been uncovered.
Yet in reality this is yet again only anecdotal evidence – a persistent yet
highly frustrating, deeply unsatisfying theme running throughout this saga. In
addition, few photographs have ever received such in-depth scrutiny as the
Surgeon's Photo, so if it had indeed been created by superimposing one image
upon another one back in the early 1930s, when photographic techniques were far
less sophisticated than they are today, I feel sure that someone would have
revealed this by now.
Moreover, the most surprising element of
this particular aspect of the case, yet one that Martin and Boyd may not have
realised, as they have apparently not focused upon it during their own investigations,
is that if Egginton's claim is true, then a crucial component of the
much-vaunted 'confessions' of Wetherell and Spurling is false. This is because
the Egginton and the Wetherell/Spurling testimonies do not support one
another. On the contrary, they fundamentally contradict each other.
After all, if the Surgeon's Photo were
indeed a single photo resulting from a Spurling-constructed head/neck model
borne upon a toy submarine being directly photographed by Ian Wetherell in the
water at the loch and then sunk there by Duke, simple logic dictates that it
couldn't have also been a composite photo created by Wetherell at home by
superimposing the head/neck model's image upon the plate of an earlier-snapped
photo of the loch, because these two scenarios are mutually exclusive. Or have
I misunderstood this completely? Here is the relevant extract from that first
letter written by Egginton to Witchell, so judge for yourself:
His [Wilson's] friend…was a very
keen amateur photographer who had taken a photograph of the loch and then at
home had apparently superimposed a model of a monster on the plate.
It seems clear enough to me, and with any
mention of a toy submarine bearing a head/neck model having been directly photographed
at the loch being conspicuous only by its absence.
Worth
mentioning at this point, incidentally, is that in the past there was also some
public palaver as to whether plastic wood – the material claimed by Spurling
(but not by Wetherell, who stated instead that it was rubber tubing) to have
been used in creating the head/neck model – even existed as far back in time as
19 April 1934, when the Surgeon's Photo and the second photo were supposedly snapped.
(Having said that, if Wilson didn't actually snap them himself, but was only
hired by the hoaxers to say that he did, they could have conceivably been
produced quite some time earlier, ostensibly by Ian Wetherell, judging from Egginton's
recollection of Wilson's claim to him.) Anyway, after I began investigating
this aspect, fellow cryptozoological researcher Scott Mardis kindly informed me
that the Oxford English Dictionary gives
the following pertinent quotation that dates from 1921: "This material…is
named by the firm 'Plastic Wood'". Also, the first issue of the
newly-relaunched version of the long-running weekly UK magazine Hobbies, which was published on 4 October
1930, contained an article entitled 'Plastic Wood and Its Many Uses'. And p. 25
of London's Daily Mirror newspaper
for 21 February 1934 carried a recommendation for the use of Rawlplug Plastic
Wood. Moreover, veteran LNM researcher Roland Watson has discovered an
advertisement for plastic wood in the March 1928 issue of the periodical Popular Science. So it seems evident
that plastic wood did indeed exist prior to the two photos being snapped, even
if their snapping actually occurred quite some time prior to the 'official'
date of 19 April 1934 claimed for them by Wilson.
And speaking of Wilson: lastly, but in my
view crucially, Martin and Boyd's book has provided an absolutely invaluable
service in demonstrating just how unreliable Wilson's testimony was with regard
to his supposed involvement in this highly contentious cryptozoological case.
Via no less than a double-page listings table of discrepancies plus comparative
analyses contained in their book's main text, they have painstakingly shown how
Wilson's recollections varied considerably, not only in verbal conversations
but also in written communications. Subjects upon which these recollections
vary include: Wilson's precise location at the loch when he supposedly snapped
the photos, and the time at which he snapped them; the prevailing weather conditions
there; the ownership of the camera that he used, the reason why he'd taken it
with him to the loch, and its position when he'd supposedly snapped the photos;
his description of what he actually saw in the loch, and how it behaved; and
its distance from him. Moreover, as already documented above, whereas he claimed
to many people and media that it was he who had snapped the photos, he told
Egginton that a friend had done so. A number of additional examples of Wilson's
ambivalent memory are also given by Martin and Boyd in their book.
In fact, there is surely enough information
available relating to Wilson's narrative inconsistencies by themselves to form
the basis of a valuable, telling book on the Surgeon's Photo, without even
needing to include supposed confessions centring upon an intangible
head/neck-bearing toy submarine for whose existence there is not a shred of
physical, conclusive evidence, especially as Wilson even reputedly claimed on
occasion to various figures that the photo was a hoax. Needless to say, however,
in an ironic example of being consistently inconsistent he yet again gave differing
details about this claim to different people (in the earlier-mentioned letter of
4 May 1955 written by him to Whyte, Wilson even asserted that it may have been
either the chemist who developed them or Wilson's own lady friend who had
accompanied him to the loch who had hoaxed the photos!), leading to a farcical
'Boy Who Cried Wolf' scenario in which no-one can be sure any more about what
(if anything) to believe from his various, varying assertions. In short, as a
reliable source of information concerning the Surgeon's Photo, Wilson has in my
view entirely discredited himself, and all hypotheses relating to this cryptozoological
case that draw or are directly based upon his claims should therefore be automatically
discounted as potentially unsound.
Loch Ness, exquisitely painted by a Follower of Samuel Bough,
c.1877 (public domain)
My own personal opinion regarding this complex
case is that the real hoax may well not have been the using of a
head/neck-bearing toy submarine standing in for Nessie when snapping the
Surgeon's Photo, but rather the claim concerning it. That is to say, the craft itself never actually
existed – only the story of it did, a story invented (albeit with careless
variations by them in their respective tellings of it) by two sons with a
vested interest in despoiling Nessie's name, seeking revenge for the
humiliation that their father had suffered as a result of the Nessie footprints
debacle (but in so doing conveniently ignoring the fact that if, as seems
highly likely, he'd hoaxed the footprints himself anyway, he was the author of
his own downfall).
After all, why go to the complicated and
wholly unnecessary trouble of laboriously constructing a monster-mimicking mini-craft
(one that by its very nature, moreover, is highly impractical and improbable)
and perpetrating a hoax with it (thus facing all the attendant risks of being caught
and castigated), when all that you need to do is to release many years later
(in 1975 and 1991/2 respectively) a superficially plausible story of a
hoax featuring a monster-mimicking mini-craft – a story that most likely can never
be conclusively proved or disproved by anyone else afterwards, yet which will
nonetheless cast for ever more a deep shadow of doubt not only upon a photo
that has become over the years one of the most famous pieces of evidence put
forward in support of the LNM's existence but also directly upon the LNM itself?
(Some media accounts have indeed gone so far as to claim that because – albeit
in their mistaken view – the Surgeon's Photo is a proven hoax, the entire LNM
history is too.) Such a scenario would achieve the desired effect to the
maximum extent yet via the minimum, simplest of effort. Parsimoniously, therefore,
this is more likely to be the scenario that actually did occur (Occam's Razor).
Or, to express this intriguing situation in a different but equally apposite
manner: "The genius is simplicity – any damn fool can get
complicated" – a Woody Guthrie quote that Martin and Boyd include at the
very beginning of their book.
The ultimate irony here is that because
there is no direct, physical, tangible, unambiguous evidence to confirm its
existence, only anecdotal, the LNM is routinely dismissed out of hand by
sceptics and critics of cryptozoology (as are most other cryptids by them, for
that matter, and for precisely the same reason). Yet, paradoxically, they
expect everyone to believe unquestioningly in a head/neck-bearing toy submarine
for which there is no direct, physical, tangible, unambiguous evidence either,
only anecdotal once again. To me, this seems logically inconsistent at the very
least, if not downright hypocritical. And please don't quote to me that hackneyed
statement about extraordinary claims requiring extraordinary evidence as a
valid reason for discounting anecdotal evidence for the reality of cryptids
while accepting it for the reality of the head/neck-bearing toy submarine.
After all, if a claim featuring as inherently unstable and unlikely a craft as
a toy submarine bearing a tall vertical head/neck model (thereby giving it an
undesirably high centre of gravity liable to make it tilt over when placed on
water, yet presumably lacking ballast for fear of sinking it) is not considered
extraordinary (and thus requiring extraordinary evidence in order for its
reality to be accepted, but which is noticeably absent), then what is?? Yet,
disconcertingly, cryptozoology sceptics and critics do not seem to be remotely troubled
by the absence of any physical
evidence, let alone extraordinary evidence, when accepting the toy submarine
claim. Double standards?
By the way: just in case anyone should be
wondering whether I have any inherent bias in relation to the Surgeon's Photo
that is influencing my own scepticism concerning the toy submarine confession
claims of Wetherell and Spurling, let me make my position perfectly clear. No,
I have no such bias, and this is why. There is no place in cryptozoology (or indeed
anywhere else) for hoaxes, which serve only to destroy its credibility and make
it vulnerable to criticism from mainstream researchers and sceptics. Consequently,
as can be readily seen by browsing through the contents of this ShukerNature
blog of mine as well as those of my many books and countless articles published
elsewhere, whenever I discover physical, tangible, unequivocal evidence that a
given cryptozoological case or specimen (whatever it may be) is a hoax, I lose
no time in publishing full details concerning it, in order to expose its
fraudulent nature for all to see. In turn, therefore, the reason why I
currently cannot accept that, based upon the submarine-themed confessions, the
Surgeon's Photo is a proven hoax is not due to any bias on my part but is
instead because – as I have stated time and again throughout this present
ShukerNature article – there is NO physical, tangible, unequivocal evidence for
the submarine's existence. Simple as that. So I hope that this answers any
possible bias-themed queries.
Having said all of that, it's time for me
now to throw a curveball into the proceedings. Yes indeed, it may sound ironic,
possibly even contradictory at first, but quite frankly I wouldn't be at all
surprised if the Surgeon's Photo IS indeed a hoax! The 'head-and-neck' object
depicted by it simply doesn't look like any living thing that I've ever seen,
either personally or in pictures. The tail of a diving otter comes closest, but
even that seemingly fails to yield the angled, head-like portion of the object
in the Surgeon's Photo. Moreover, in order to make my position absolutely,
unambiguously clear, I'll even go so far as to say that I'm not actually ruling
out the toy submarine explanation per se. Confused? Please allow me to explain.
What it is that I AM ruling out is the toy
submarine explanation in its current form,
i.e. an explanation that – at the risk of boring you by repeating this mantra
yet again – is based solely upon anecdotal evidence, with no physical, tangible
evidence to hand for direct, physical examination. Moreover, as I have shown earlier here,
there are all manner of conflicting issues and inconsistent aspects associated
with this anecdotal evidence. True, at least some of them may not be wholly
insurmountable – for example, perhaps at least portions of the
Wetherell/Spurling confessions really are factual (with conflicting details due
merely to memory lapses after all), perhaps there even really was a
head/neck-bearing toy submarine (and which really was sunk in the loch and
thereby rendered unavailable to any future physical examination) – but based
solely upon the anecdotal evidence available, we cannot be certain, nor even
fairly sure. This in turn means that media accounts and suchlike that have
stated and continue to state categorically that the Surgeon's Photo is a proven
hoax are mistaken, or, to put it bluntly, just plain wrong. And it is to make
this fundamental, exceedingly important, yet all-too-frequently ignored or
unrealised point readily apparent that I have researched and written this
entire article.
Yes, the Surgeon's Photo may be a hoax; yes,
Spurling and/or Wetherell may have been telling the truth; yes, there may have
been a head/neck-bearing toy submarine – but with only anecdotal evidence to hand,
we simply cannot state categorically that it is, that they were, and/or that
there was. Only physical, tangible, unequivocal evidence supporting the above possibilities
can enable us to do that, and at present there isn't any.
Should any evidence of this latter kind be
found in the future, however, such as design plans for the head/neck model in
Spurling's own handwriting found tucked away in some hitherto-unexamined archive
of documents, for instance, the entire scenario would change dramatically. In
turn, I would naturally then need to reassess my opinion accordingly, and I would
therefore do so without any hesitation.
As for the existence of any competing
explanations: as far as I am aware, there is currently no physical, tangible
evidence for the Surgeon's Photo having been created fraudulently by any other
means either. In short, therefore, this famous image presently remains an
enigma.
Speaking of enigmas, here's an interesting
digression: shortly after I uploaded this present article of mine onto my
ShukerNature blog today (19 March 2021), a message was posted beneath it by
Tyler Greenfield (check it out) recalling a little-known retouched version of
the Surgeon's Photo in which the distinctive bump on top of the 'head' in the head-and-neck
image was missing, as if it had been smoothed out. Although I'd heard of this,
I'd never seen it and didn't know where it had been published, but Tyler helpfully
stated that it had appeared in an issue of the monthly magazine Popular Science from 1934. Later today,
longstanding correspondent and Facebook friend Bob Skinner saw Tyler's posted
message and succeeded in tracking down online an extensive run of searchable Popular Science issues, including all 12
for 1934. He sent me a link to them, and after carefully searching through each
issue onwards from April 1934 (when the Surgeon's Photo made its public debut
in the Daily Mail), I discovered on
p. 18 of the July 1934 issue a short article reporting that eminent American
zoologist Prof. Roy Chapman Andrews and other naturalists had identified the head-and-neck
object in the Surgeon's Photo as the dorsal fin of a killer whale, and that in
their opinion: "the whale evidently had strayed up an inlet from the sea
into the lake" – but that was not
all.
In addition to including a photo of a large
model of a killer whale, the short article included for comparison the
Surgeon's Photo – or, to be precise, a clearly retouched one, in which, exactly
as Tyler had noted, the 'head' of the head-and-neck object lacked its prominent
bump. The close juxtapositioning of these two photos (the retouched Surgeon's
and the model killer whale) within the article was obviously designed to facilitate
direct visual comparisons of them by the readers. So too, I'd assume, was the
retouching of the image in the Surgeon's Photo, in order to enhance its
similarity to the model killer whale's dorsal fin. Yet no mention of any retouching was made
anywhere in the article – on the contrary, the opening line of its retouched
photo's caption (positioned directly to the right of the photo) stated: "Left,
first photo of the Loch Ness sea serpent which apparently had a head and neck
protruding above the water". In my opinion, this wording gives the
impression that the photo is the original, unmodified Surgeon's Photo (as opposed to a retouched version of it), which is misleading
in the extreme. My thanks to Tyler for providing me with the necessary
bibliographical details to enable this tricksy Surgeon's Photo variant to be
tracked down and observed by me at last. End of digression.
Summarising everything: Is the Surgeon's
Photograph a hoax, or a hoaxed hoax? With Wilson, the Wetherells and Spurling
all long gone now, it seems unlikely that anyone will ever know for sure,
unless some physical, tangible evidence does indeed turn up unexpectedly
somewhere. Yet thanks to the above-named persons' physically-unsubstantiated
toy submarine confessions, the media and numerous online websites nowadays largely
accept and repeat entirely uncritically that the Surgeon's Photo is indeed a proven
hoax, thereby unscientifically destroying the credibility of the LNM's single
most significant piece of proffered visual evidence – which is of course precisely
what Spurling and his family had hoped for.
All in all, therefore, an excellent result
for Spurling et al., not to mention die-hard
Nessie sceptics, critics, and cynics, but a sad result indeed for modern-day
cryptozoology. This is especially true for those who seek to scrutinise
crypto-cases logically, objectively, scientifically, with an open mind that
lets the facts guide it to its conclusions (rather than with a closed one that ignores
or twists the facts if they inconveniently threaten to lead it away from its
preconceived notion or idée fixe).
There is no doubt in my mind after reading
their book that although for the reasons given by me here I personally do not presently
subscribe to the toy submarine-themed confessions of Wetherell and Spurling that
are included in it, David Martin and Alastair Boyd have conducted sterling
detective work in pursuit of answers concerning the Surgeon's Photo, in
particular bringing to belated widespread attention the long-forgotten
'Mandrake' article and highlighting Wilson's singularly flexible memory of his
involvement regarding this photo. Consequently, I heartily recommend everyone
with an interest in the LNM and cryptids in general to obtain and read their
book, and I very sincerely congratulate them upon a most meticulous and
fascinating investigation.
In conclusion, I fear that Spurling and the
Wetherells, aided and abetted by their public stooge Wilson, not only very
effectively destroyed the credibility of the most iconic cryptozoological image
of all time but also may have succeeded in achieving this feat without actually
having to do anything more tangible than spin a very fanciful, inconsistent
yarn that LNM detractors and disbelievers were only too happy – delighted, even
– to seize upon and utilise accordingly in their ongoing debunking crusade,
conveniently turning a blind eye to just how factually deficient the whole story
was, and still is.
Stating one last time what I have already stated,
but doing so in order for there to be no possible confusion or misinterpretation:
if some physical, tangible, unequivocal proof of the head/neck-bearing toy submarine's
erstwhile reality ever does come to light, I shall be more than happy to revise
my opinion accordingly concerning the Surgeon's Photo, letting whatever new hard
facts have been uncovered lead me to draw new conclusions. But somehow I feel
that I may have a very long wait before (if ever) any such revelatory new
discovery is made. Until then, all that exists concerning this supposed mini-craft
is speculation, nothing more.
Hoaxed! by Michael Newton (©
Michael Newton/CFZ Press)
Finally:
several other cryptozoological researchers, including Prof. Henry Bauer, Paul Bestall, Loren
Coleman, Richard Freeman, Scott Mardis, and Carl Marshall, plus American investigative journalist Richard D. Smith, have independently voiced
similar doubts online and elsewhere to my own concerning the Wetherell/Spurling
toy submarine-featuring hoax claim, and acclaimed Encyclopedia of Cryptozoology author Michael Newton has devoted an
informative chapter highlighting its perceived failings in his excellent book Hoaxed! (2014), which once again I
highly recommend. So it's good to know that I'm not a lone voice crying out in
the wilderness!
Indeed,
I can think of no more appropriate a way of bringing this investigative article
of mine to a close than by presenting the following extremely pertinent quote
from one of the afore-mentioned Richard D. Smith's own articles (Fate, November 1995) on this same contentious
subject:
The Spurling saga demonstrates that cryptozoologists and the
mainstream media have been cowed by skeptics into accepting a double standard.
According to this standard, no amount of photographic evidence, photo analysis,
sonar tracings, or eyewitness testimony is acceptable, but hypothetical counter-explanations
or the mere allegations of hoax enjoy the status of proof.
How
very true – and, in turn, how very sad.
I
wish to thank very sincerely my fellow cryptozoologist and longstanding friend
Carl Marshall for inspiring and encouraging me to prepare this extensive ShukerNature
article, one that I had long promised myself I would write but somehow had
never got around to doing. I hope that you enjoy it, Carl, and I wish to place
on record here that I feel very happy and optimistic for the future of
cryptozoology, knowing that it rests in such sound, steady hands and such a knowledgeable,
scientifically-disciplined mind as yours and those of others like you.
Carl meets
Karl – Carl Marshall and I during a very enjoyable get-together on 2 June 2013 at the
Stratford Butterfly Farm in Stratford-upon-Avon, Warwickshire, England (© Dr
Karl Shuker)
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