The lumberjacks, hillbillies,
cowboys, and other frontier folk of the early American West created a
fascinating, entirely original world of folklore, inhabited by all manner of
extraordinary creatures, Collectively termed Fierce Critters, these included several
overtly outrageous examples of the feline variety, as exemplified by the highly
suspect but wickedly amusing trio presented here.
CAROUSING WITH THE CACTUS CAT
Surely the most memorable of all
fictitious felids from the American West is the cactus cat of Arizona, New Mexico, and southern California. On first glance, it simply looks
like a rather large but otherwise nondescript black domestic cat, standing
about 2 ft at the shoulder and weighing around 30 lb - but look again. Then you will
see that its ebony fur is strangely thorny or spiky, especially at the tips of
its ears and tail, and also upon its brows. You will also observe that its long
tail is branched at the end - but, most striking of all, you will perceive a
thin blade of razor-sharp bone running along the edge of each of its two front
legs. These blades serve a very important function.
The cactus cat earns its name from
its passion for imbibing the sap of cacti, which it obtains by slashing their
bases with its front legs' bony blades. Swiftly the sap begins to flow, but the
cactus cat refrains from drinking this liquid until it has fermented into a
potently alcoholic brew - whereupon it laps up the liquor in an unbridled
fervour.
Inevitably, this demented felid
becomes ever more intoxicated, until, when finally satiated, it staggers away,
screeching and caterwauling uproariously in unabashed, drunken delight, very ready
and only too willing to thrash unmercifully with its spiny, lashing tail anything,
or anyone, approaching too closely - as many a cowboy, albeit while in a
similar state of intoxication himself, has frequently testified.
THE SPLINTER CAT – A FELINE
BATTERING RAM, OR A MIAOWING RHINO!
The splinter cat must surely be
evolution's answer in feline form to the rhinoceros. Feeding upon wild bees and
raccoons, the splinter cat has developed a particularly violent means of
flushing them out of their arboreal hideaway.
Like an animated battering ram, it
charges head-first into a likely-looking tree, crashing its
specially-reinforced forehead against the trunk with a thunderous collision.
Not surprisingly, any raccoons or bees residing in the tree's branches flee in
terror - right into the splinter cat's waiting jaws.
THE SMILE ON THE FACE OF THE
SLIVER CAT
Rather more subtle, but no less
successful, than that of the splinter cat is the ploy adopted by the sliver
cat. Its prey is somewhat larger than the splinter cat's, for it is
inordinately fond of lumberjacks. So much so, in fact, that it will spend many
hours patiently lying in wait for one to pass by under the branch of a pine
tree on which it is lying concealed.
And as soon as one does, the
splinter cat smiles sweetly at him - before deftly rapping the hapless
tree-feller on top of his head with the smooth side of the hard mace-like knob
borne at the tip of its tail.
The other side of this mace is
spiked, for good reason - because as soon as it has concussed its victim, the
splinter cat uses the spiky side of its mace to hook into the lumberjack's
clothing, before hauling his inert body up into the tree, for a close encounter
of the fatal kind!
Further details concerning these
and other fabulous felids from North American folklore can be found in my book Cats of Magic, Mythology, and Mystery (2012).
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